the merrier the bet..err

generous flavour

and if you're laughing at this fool tonight as i'm howling at the moonlight. audioslave (r.i.p)

discard to change the scenery

KL

i was so surprised and impressed simultaneously upon watching the talented, fresh new acts in KL's underground music scene. sent to KL to meet a few publishing house personnels gave me the chance of a lifetime to reunite with my college mates. they were preparing to spend the evening appreciating music, having some feel-good time.

while climbing the steps of CM, i saw a class being conducted by a familiar face. Hishammuddin Rais, quickly recognizing that goatee. well, dude was lecturing on some conceptual thingy to some weird-looking "students" or Socrates wannabes, i reckoned. all i can hear is "anti-thesis...bla...bla.... matter...bla...bla...emm, go get more chairs and to those who had just arrived, i got plenty of seats in front of me....). and that's when i turned around and left for the gig upstairs.

reza salleh. one cool dude. perfect opening act. he's a gifted son-of-a-b***h. melina of tempered mental on bass. i thought i saw sonic youth. not until they started playing. combination of dave matthews, counting crows, john mayer and jason mraz. that's how i comprehended his music.

few other bands.
(moods-singaporean) good. they might need a different vocalist for their version of sade's "no ordinary love". (stone revival-singaporean) ok. not my thing. stone roses meets jet or the killers. well, they're stoned anyway. (hujan-KL) unique. frontman must be high on laughing gas. and the rest was satisfactory on my standards.

many funny stuffs.
a group of street performers from azerbaijan, travelling on weird bicycles was the closing act. their performance was much more weirder. satan-like strings puppet, bottle-juggler accompanied by mini drums and violins and accordion. they could be useful for future radiohead's music video.

tittle-tattle

one old fella sat down with us twenty and thirty-somethings. while having a conversation over coffee, we transcended from one topic to another. and finally, we landed on the recent news of PM's marriage.
i have always treated these kind of stories with less interest. another bad one got through the gatekeeper and made it to the front page, and so i thought.

back to the table, we discussed and shared our utmost disregard of the matter. especially the part where millions SMSs flocked in inviting us to join in with the buzz. let alone those emails.

a friend, dressed like someone continuously refusing to grow up, said that this was all part of the govt agenda settings. the election is just around the corner, and as mr bush would do, he's portraying himself as mr nice guy (or simply someone needing everyone).

and then i heard the old fella said, "isn't he supposed to announce the next election? and yet he's announcing his own ERECTION!"

wtf?

fav .gif

click on the following .gif file to watch the animation. nothing interesting. is it obvious that i'm bored?

all i want is U2

flea market
this week, our GM insisted on having another round of it. though the public remain hesitant and the traders reluctant, we're much more petrified by the prospect of poor footfall due to Karnival Jom Heboh in Danga Bay. i'll stop watching tv3 right away.

*dave, the fella quoted myr400 but then there's room for negotiation for serious buyer. btw, i know where to get a shiny, tip-top gramophone. you'll want one!

report
my quarterly board report is past due. i'm expected to hand it over after friday prayer. i haven't even started. f**k it, i'm gonna go for my ciggie break.

days before today.
i slept midway thru shrek 3. (i have my reasons. solid)
i went to kota tinggi and ended up changing tyre on my way back. (road tax is for what again?)
we went to kluang yesterday. (this time no ticket. achievement of the week)
we spent two hours jamming in the office yesterday.(my boss is the vocalist, ain't that cool?)

to my brothers out there, please marvel at the beauty of last.fm.....please....
last.fm is the social music revolution.....loooooooooove it!!

these ...... are made for walking

it left a weird sensation streaming down my veins. sometimes goosebumps, always a hard-on.

i'm talking about my social life. i've been meeting a tall list of girls, had sex with two of them and the rest kinda waiting, panting heavily in a queue. no feelings at all, just lust. don't get me wrong, i'm no player. it just happened and i don't think that i'm entirely enjoying it. now i hate myself for it.

for all i know, i might end up losing everything. i believe in karma. now that thought is really scary. i've never been this superstitious. i thought i never was and never will be. i was wrong.

shit. is this just a mere paranoia?
still i can't help but think is there anything coming my way?

serie-b

seven days in sunny june-flea market

flea market in johor bahru. our first attempt to revive the concept. we went around scouting for traders. companies, govt. agencies, individuals were invited. due to various reasons, a majority of them turned down the offer. we received last minute cancellations, a day before the event, like 70% of them. still, it was considered ok. the last time johoreans ever heard of flea market was back in the 90's. waterfront city, pacific mall, nite bazaar are amongst the fav spots then. they were all abandoned now. the only ever-surviving market is "pasar karat" at jalan dobi, jb's infamous red light district. needless to say, they sell pre-owned goods, or in other words "loots from the break-ins".i haven't downloaded most of the pics so that's all for now. will post more in the future. you'll like it, i'm sure.

difficult yet necessary

ok. i have found the cure. the very much needed cure for most of us. other than spending a brief fifteen minutes on a porn site, here's an alternative.

they rally round the family

i have a meeting after lunch. with multiple presentations to do. with multiple incomplete presentations. i had to come back last nite just to ensure all respective contractors from the previous event dismantle everything accordingly and on time. went to sleep at 3am in the morning. i'm a zombie now.

now, i'm experiencing some sort of a nervous breakdown. similar to what cobain had during their infamous concert in rome. i feel like running around and point my middle finger to everyone. not so civilized eh?

just had my breakfast at 11.00am. brunch? whatever. i need to go out, meet some clients and spend the next two hours finalizing the list for my project.

is it true you can't say things like changing or selling your car while you're in it? because it will react against the idea or worst, towards the idea. ever since i mentioned about changing my car, it started to give me headaches. numerous problemos man! shite!

anybody seen my piggy bank?

yun nam hair care centre

i'm having a problem. it is very, very alarming. i'm starting to lose my hair at a very alarming rate. everytime after shower, towel-dry is what most of us would do but it is just not right for me anymore. seeing those hair falling like leaves in a storm, turning into a weeping willow tree is not a fascinating sight.
what should i do? spend a major portion of my salary over those "save your hair before it's too late" packages or just blindly buy some hair tonic from mr tom, dick and harry?
this is all about confidence. i can't be losing hair at this age. i still need good sex and losing hair means i won't be getting any!
help!

hot for teacher

presentation.
i was assigned to do a presentation on event management. this isn't the first time. as a matter of fact, we've travelled to various high schools. kluang, batu pahat, segamat etc. but last nite, i had to do a similar presentation, only, to a different audience. i mean, they are all HLI students. from UiTM Segamat.
i arrived just about time. scheduled timeslot was 8.00pm. 5 minutes after setting up, the floor was all mine. thank god, it went down well.

workshop session.
as usual, we conducted a workshop for them. they were to present to us a yearly planner of proposed promotional events. man, i feel so much like a responsible citizen then.

funny though as the audience was more or less my age. what kept me going was, there are at least three lovely girls sitting right in front of the rostrum.

if it wasn't an official duty, you know what i'll be doing.

sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship

all day i dream about sex. that's a.d.i.d.a.s for those not in the know. frankly, sex is the subject lingering in my mind for the past few weeks. lingering, see what i mean?...sexy, lacy lingerie.shit!
girls. they are weird sometimes. all the time to some. this week alone, two girls showed signs that they need something. badly need something. speaking of which, i'm your ever-willing saviour to offer a helping hand, erm, weenie. and you know where i'm getting at.

i saw will ferrell (he's my hero, i must admit) in blades of glory the other night. he's an addict in the movie. a sex addict.
chazz>>>"hi, my name is chazz michael michaels. i'm a sex addict"
all>>>>>"hi chazz"
chazz>>>"so sorry for being late. i was having sex. i mean lots and lots of sex" "there's this girl..
facilitator>"yeah okay chazz" "break it up"

and i thought, so much like myself...haha...

last nite, a girl sent me a rather jaw-dropping sms. we chatted and it came to the most celebrated subject of mankind, sex. she asked my opinion on the subject. my reply was....

"i'm a man. boys will always be boys. we can still do it without the presence of love" we are more interested in satisfying each other's sexual desire especially when there's no strings attached."

she went, "hmm, that's horrible. well, i'm having my period but if you want me to suck your d**k, i can do it for you. so when will it be?

i was like, is this for real? being a gentleman that i am (cheh), i replied "well, maybe some other day. i could use a good nite sleep now"" so see ya".

any comments?

my happiness by powderfinger is a good song

i couldn't find the time to watch blades of glory.
i smoke my Camels like sex for newly-weds.
i haven't been eating my fav beef noodle at roost cafe.
i haven't seen jas for nearly a week. lemau also.
i skipped my lunch a few times lately.
i feel like killing my office mate for his stupidity.
i can barely sleep on time at night lately.
i am expected to bid farewell to my weekends.
i haven't been updating my blog for weeks.
i am sick and tired of a certain, sick female companion.
i noticed a sudden interest in the weird sound of radiohead's amnesiac.
i am about to lose my voice. i stopped taking sedilix. no point, i still cough like a dying leper.
i got a ticket for speeding. please, not all cops are corrupted.

still, i believe that bad things happens. to good men.
a few good men.

ok, now that's better. back to business.

pornography kills

chapter 1-love and relationships

nothing much can be said about the abovementioned. one thing for sure, i'm more interested in getting between their legs rather than to commit myself in a serious, potentially lifelong relationship. lead me to myself, please..

chapter 2-career and commitments
my plate is full. very, very extraordinarily full. trying to catch my breath whilst writing this, i was given another task this morning. the GM gave a remark suggesting something like this "u did a good job on that, now try this". man, u got to be kidding me.

chapter 3-all in all
all i can expect in the months or maybe weeks to come, i'll be travelling a lot. actually, i'm looking forward to it. i love to travel. only, i haven't found the way. to travel without moving. no booze, weed or any mind-altering substance. no jas, you can't help me with this...hehe....

pretty faces in a happy talk

i feel good. they brought a guitar to the office. my car is fixed and i'm listening to muse. i can feel the adrenaline rush in my body synchronizes with "plug in baby". there are only three of us in the office. and that's why i feel good.

i've been suffering from weeks of bad cough. haven't fully recovered yet. and the syrup tastes like shit, if you must know. (sarsaparilla flavour my ass!).

had a meeting yesterday. me and a colleague will be sent to sarawak in the near future to meet someone from sarawak tourism board. "is there a possibility that this trip be postponed to july?", i asked. they said no with a capital N.

TUE 07-04-17 2.30pm

as at 2.32pm today.

one of the decisions derived from yesterday's meeting was not to extend this fella's promo. so when i met him this morning, he started to bombard me with all the scheduled weekend's activities which was never mentioned earlier. trying to remain as calm as possible as usual, i said with a smile that this one must acquire a written permission from me GM. sorry man, i can't help you this time.

right after this appointment, met with another tenant who just came back from dubai. he presented me with a key-chain and a long tale from the middle east. from one story to another, we finally called it a day. only after nearly two hours. thanks man! (for the key-chain only).

it is surfacing at last. i'll be on leave for seven days. one whole week with no plans. nothing. nada. KL? Batam? Singapore? i'm calling a meeting this afternoon.

yesterday, today and tomorrow

yesterday.

had a meeting with our top echelons. with nothing much to report. i succeeded to manipulate the whole situation into discussing about our new project. phew! the plate is getting full and there's just too many things to get done.

today.

GM went to KL this morning. the first thing i did was applying for my leave for our pangkor's trip. HOD out for an appointment. everyone in the office had to suffer the consequences as my mp3 player is playing deftones and old metallica stuffs. our neighbours must be cursing us by now. that's how loud the volume is.

tomorrow.

what am i going to do tomorrow? i shall think about it today. but now, i'm going out. moonlighting.

classics and antiquities

upon seeing dave's latest entry about his achievement on the consumption of the player, i said "damn lucky!". i saw one a few months ago, HMV player selling for RM 600.00 which i thought was quite expensive at that time. seeking advise from self-proclaimed consultants, they told me that i could get those stuffs at a much cheaper price in jonker street of malacca. less than a week, the beauty was bought by someone!

damn!

i'm currently looking for "seterika ayam" made of brass (they're selling it for RM 350.00 here). also, if you happen to see things like;
1. old singer hand-operated sewing machine + wooden box.
2. aquarium-like tv. (yo jas, can you actually get it for me?).
3. old wooden trunk (big enough to hide a girl on a risque rendezvous).
4. old bird cage (the one full of ethnic carvings).
5. old furniture

*to mr david, don't you worry about the cargo fee. i'll bear the cost.hehe.

david is here >>>http://nobleconjecture.blogspot.com/