Monday, July 24, 2006

reality bites (troy, lelaina and michael)

these are the memorable lines i got from one of my all-time-favorite movies. brilliant yet unmotivated (that's troy)...a valedictorian who shouldn't have been one in the first place, or wished she wasn't (lelaina) meets michael, a successful tv exec. (or something)...living the most dull and monotonous life...
set in the 90's (u'll surely love it if u r into that grungy, slacker, moody thingy)

Reality Bites
Vickie: Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
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Lelaina: He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.
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Vickie: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?

Lelaina: Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something.

Vickie: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.
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Michael: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.

Troy: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.
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Troy: The only thing you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.

Lelaina: Yeah, well, I'm not sure who that is anymore.
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Lelaina: I'd like to somehow make a difference in peoples' lives.

Troy: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.

Lelaina: And you wonder why we never got involved?
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Vickie: Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!
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Troy: Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?
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Troy: There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt.
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Lelaina: Oh, oh is this like a, is this like a pirate operation?

Rock: Do I look like a pirate to you?
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Lelaina: You've been waiting for this since the day we met.

Vickie: Oh, who told you that? Your psychic partner?!
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Troy: I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.
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Lelaina: Are you religious?

Michael: Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew.

Lelaina: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.

1 comment:

sour milk said...

oooooolaaah, this ain't right, is that a real conversation or yer a scriptwriter wannabe? you can't be more talented than I am. :P

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