sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship

all day i dream about sex. that's a.d.i.d.a.s for those not in the know. frankly, sex is the subject lingering in my mind for the past few weeks. lingering, see what i mean?...sexy, lacy lingerie.shit!
girls. they are weird sometimes. all the time to some. this week alone, two girls showed signs that they need something. badly need something. speaking of which, i'm your ever-willing saviour to offer a helping hand, erm, weenie. and you know where i'm getting at.

i saw will ferrell (he's my hero, i must admit) in blades of glory the other night. he's an addict in the movie. a sex addict.
chazz>>>"hi, my name is chazz michael michaels. i'm a sex addict"
all>>>>>"hi chazz"
chazz>>>"so sorry for being late. i was having sex. i mean lots and lots of sex" "there's this girl..
facilitator>"yeah okay chazz" "break it up"

and i thought, so much like myself...haha...

last nite, a girl sent me a rather jaw-dropping sms. we chatted and it came to the most celebrated subject of mankind, sex. she asked my opinion on the subject. my reply was....

"i'm a man. boys will always be boys. we can still do it without the presence of love" we are more interested in satisfying each other's sexual desire especially when there's no strings attached."

she went, "hmm, that's horrible. well, i'm having my period but if you want me to suck your d**k, i can do it for you. so when will it be?

i was like, is this for real? being a gentleman that i am (cheh), i replied "well, maybe some other day. i could use a good nite sleep now"" so see ya".

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