difficult yet necessary

ok. i have found the cure. the very much needed cure for most of us. other than spending a brief fifteen minutes on a porn site, here's an alternative.

they rally round the family

i have a meeting after lunch. with multiple presentations to do. with multiple incomplete presentations. i had to come back last nite just to ensure all respective contractors from the previous event dismantle everything accordingly and on time. went to sleep at 3am in the morning. i'm a zombie now.

now, i'm experiencing some sort of a nervous breakdown. similar to what cobain had during their infamous concert in rome. i feel like running around and point my middle finger to everyone. not so civilized eh?

just had my breakfast at 11.00am. brunch? whatever. i need to go out, meet some clients and spend the next two hours finalizing the list for my project.

is it true you can't say things like changing or selling your car while you're in it? because it will react against the idea or worst, towards the idea. ever since i mentioned about changing my car, it started to give me headaches. numerous problemos man! shite!

anybody seen my piggy bank?

yun nam hair care centre

i'm having a problem. it is very, very alarming. i'm starting to lose my hair at a very alarming rate. everytime after shower, towel-dry is what most of us would do but it is just not right for me anymore. seeing those hair falling like leaves in a storm, turning into a weeping willow tree is not a fascinating sight.
what should i do? spend a major portion of my salary over those "save your hair before it's too late" packages or just blindly buy some hair tonic from mr tom, dick and harry?
this is all about confidence. i can't be losing hair at this age. i still need good sex and losing hair means i won't be getting any!
help!

hot for teacher

presentation.
i was assigned to do a presentation on event management. this isn't the first time. as a matter of fact, we've travelled to various high schools. kluang, batu pahat, segamat etc. but last nite, i had to do a similar presentation, only, to a different audience. i mean, they are all HLI students. from UiTM Segamat.
i arrived just about time. scheduled timeslot was 8.00pm. 5 minutes after setting up, the floor was all mine. thank god, it went down well.

workshop session.
as usual, we conducted a workshop for them. they were to present to us a yearly planner of proposed promotional events. man, i feel so much like a responsible citizen then.

funny though as the audience was more or less my age. what kept me going was, there are at least three lovely girls sitting right in front of the rostrum.

if it wasn't an official duty, you know what i'll be doing.

sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship

all day i dream about sex. that's a.d.i.d.a.s for those not in the know. frankly, sex is the subject lingering in my mind for the past few weeks. lingering, see what i mean?...sexy, lacy lingerie.shit!
girls. they are weird sometimes. all the time to some. this week alone, two girls showed signs that they need something. badly need something. speaking of which, i'm your ever-willing saviour to offer a helping hand, erm, weenie. and you know where i'm getting at.

i saw will ferrell (he's my hero, i must admit) in blades of glory the other night. he's an addict in the movie. a sex addict.
chazz>>>"hi, my name is chazz michael michaels. i'm a sex addict"
all>>>>>"hi chazz"
chazz>>>"so sorry for being late. i was having sex. i mean lots and lots of sex" "there's this girl..
facilitator>"yeah okay chazz" "break it up"

and i thought, so much like myself...haha...

last nite, a girl sent me a rather jaw-dropping sms. we chatted and it came to the most celebrated subject of mankind, sex. she asked my opinion on the subject. my reply was....

"i'm a man. boys will always be boys. we can still do it without the presence of love" we are more interested in satisfying each other's sexual desire especially when there's no strings attached."

she went, "hmm, that's horrible. well, i'm having my period but if you want me to suck your d**k, i can do it for you. so when will it be?

i was like, is this for real? being a gentleman that i am (cheh), i replied "well, maybe some other day. i could use a good nite sleep now"" so see ya".

any comments?

my happiness by powderfinger is a good song

i couldn't find the time to watch blades of glory.
i smoke my Camels like sex for newly-weds.
i haven't been eating my fav beef noodle at roost cafe.
i haven't seen jas for nearly a week. lemau also.
i skipped my lunch a few times lately.
i feel like killing my office mate for his stupidity.
i can barely sleep on time at night lately.
i am expected to bid farewell to my weekends.
i haven't been updating my blog for weeks.
i am sick and tired of a certain, sick female companion.
i noticed a sudden interest in the weird sound of radiohead's amnesiac.
i am about to lose my voice. i stopped taking sedilix. no point, i still cough like a dying leper.
i got a ticket for speeding. please, not all cops are corrupted.

still, i believe that bad things happens. to good men.
a few good men.

ok, now that's better. back to business.

pornography kills

chapter 1-love and relationships

nothing much can be said about the abovementioned. one thing for sure, i'm more interested in getting between their legs rather than to commit myself in a serious, potentially lifelong relationship. lead me to myself, please..

chapter 2-career and commitments
my plate is full. very, very extraordinarily full. trying to catch my breath whilst writing this, i was given another task this morning. the GM gave a remark suggesting something like this "u did a good job on that, now try this". man, u got to be kidding me.

chapter 3-all in all
all i can expect in the months or maybe weeks to come, i'll be travelling a lot. actually, i'm looking forward to it. i love to travel. only, i haven't found the way. to travel without moving. no booze, weed or any mind-altering substance. no jas, you can't help me with this...hehe....